Thursday, February 19, 2009
Drunk Uncle Oscar
The award season is upon us with the mother of all shows still to come this Sunday, the Oscars. Watch it or not, you have to admit that the show creates a certain amount of buzz each year. Whether you're watching it alone or at a fabulous Oscar party, you might want to partake in our Oscar Drinking game!
1. Anytime an acceptance speech is cut off by the orchestra, take a swig of beer.
2. Every time it looks as if Mickey Rourke's face is about to melt off his head, take two shots.
3. When someone thanks God, take a sip of beer.
4. Anytime someone thanks the Academy finish your beer.
5. For every award that Benjamin Button wins, take two shots.
6. If Evan Rachel Wood kisses Mickey Rourke on camera, take three shots.
7. As a favor to your liver, anytime a joke bombs, take a drink of water.
8. Whenever Hugh Jackman breaks into song and dance, finish your beer.
9. If Slumdog Millionaire does NOT win the Best Picture Oscar, finish all the alcohol in the apartment and then call an ambulance.
Bottoms up!
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